Return Of The Living Dead

Stone. Cold. Classic.

What can I say? One film that I can watch over and over again, and never get sick of it. Everything is just so right here – classic looking Zombies (Tarman!), a fantastic naked graveyard dance, awesome quotes (“Send…More…Paramedics”). This ace movie should be mailed out to everyone at birth, to get them into classic Zombie films from an early age. What else can I say?

Best Bits.

  • Obviously, the topless dancing on a gravestone
  • Everything with the amazing Tarman “Live Brainssss”
  • Humans slowly turning Zombie after inhaling TRIOXIN gas.
  • The scenes from minute 1 to minute 91.

Yes, everything.

I was going to update my rating system for films, to make it more mature and shit, but will use the old rating here.

Gore 4\5
Norks 4\5
Overall 6\5 Hell yeah.