Zombie Movie Review: Dellamorte Dellamore

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AKA Cemetery Man.

For my first film, I present Dellamorte Dellamore, a particularly surreal entry into the Zombie archive. It is the classic story of a man and his dribbly friend, going a bit mental. With Zombies, gore, and a topless re-materialising widow.

Dellamorte and Gnaghi (aforementioned dribbly) bury corpses, then when they ‘return’ from the ground, send them back to their graves, usually via pistol shot to the head, but also with spade decapitations, and other death using standard graveyard paraphernalia. It then goes particularly bizarre, with Dellamorte, tired of waiting for the dead to return, deciding to dispatch them before they have even died, before ending up inside a snow-globe. As you do.

Classic scenes :

Dellamorte boffing a (rather impressively chested) young lady on the grave of her widow (who doesn’t take to kindly to this encounter). A biker buried on his bike soaring out his grave on his machine. An accidently decapitated head crawling after Gnaghi and living in his broken TV. And of course, said head flying through the air, teeth gnashing, into the neck of her father. Yum yum.

Don’t try to figure out the meaning behind the plot. It’s just a surreal load of tosh. Therefore it is excellent.

There. This is probably how this blog will continue, although as I get better at Photoshop the pictures quality should improve. (The writing will still be waffle though.)

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2 responses to “Zombie Movie Review: Dellamorte Dellamore

  1. How is this movie not at the top of your Norks list? Anna Falchi has amazing breasts (I’m assuming that’s what norks are.) Other than that, I really didn’t care for this movie. Snow Globe ending is terrible and reeks of art-school surreal.

    • You make a valid point, they are norks of the highest degree! It was certainly in my top 3 for quite a while, but for a film with only the one topless lass in it I had to replace Dellamorte with Return of the Living Dead. Linnea Quigley just deserved it a bit more, purely for the graveyard dance.
      It pained me to do it, but recently I had to take that off the list too because of the nudefest that is Zombie Women of Satan. But even that film can’t beat the topless volleyball of Zombie Lake! It’d be quite some movie to be able to knock that one from the top spot!

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